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A joke for you

Trump dies and goes to hell. He's met by the devil who says, "Listen, we don't have enough room for you down here, but there are three people behind these three doors who are less bad than you, so you have your choice. You can pick one of them to replace."

Trump opens the first door and sees Barack Obama continuously diving into a pool.

"Nah, I'm not a swimmer," Trump says.

He opens the second door and sees George W. Bush pounding rocks with a sledgehammer.

"Yeah, I don't think so," Trump says.

He opens the third door and sees Bill Clinton naked and spread eagle on a bed with Monica Lewinsky suspended on top of him doing what she does. Trump stares, fascinated, sweat forming on his upper lip.

"Yes, I think I could get into this," Trump tells the devil.

"Fine," the Devils says. "Monica, you're free to go."
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FOOTBALL ***Iowa State vs. Memphis game prediction winners***

Thank you to everyone who participated in the Liberty Bowl pick-em contest. The final score was Memphis 36, Iowa State 26 (Memphis by 10 and 62 total points). The Cyclones passed for 446 yards.

Here is the winner:
@CyRail had Memphis by 7 with 58 total points and 274 passing yards for ISU - gets three months added onto the term of their subscription.
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Things we found out - maybe?

Perhaps it is not the Offensive line coaching. It is either scheme and/or Jimmies and Joe's.

Perhaps they have caught up to the 3-man stack - or, once again, we don't have the personnel to run it.

Anyone, including me, who criticized anyone for staying home, owes them an apology. We obviously had no intent of purpose in making winning the damn game important. To my mind, that is 5 bowls in 6 tries where we did no perform well. Planning for next year, yet still will start the year slow, I bet.
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