Against all my moral fiber, I watched the second half of the hok/ bugeater game.
I am a sinner.
Asking for forgiveness.
I did prove beyond all doubt that--
Chubba is no Brock Purdy.
That B1G football is atrocious.
Iowa fans are undescribably ugly.
The most grotesque of all fandoms.
My momma would have slapped me IF I brought one home.
I feel dirty.
Maybe as disappointed in myself as I have ever been.
Yes. The other games sucked.
But that is no excuse.
Dropping fifty pound weights on my feet would have been more fulfilling.
Worse yet, I found myself rooting for the Bugeaters.
Even as despicable as Ruhle and that gang are.
My hok hatred runs that deep.
May the Lord Have Mercy on My Soul.
I am a sinner.
Asking for forgiveness.
I did prove beyond all doubt that--
Chubba is no Brock Purdy.
That B1G football is atrocious.
Iowa fans are undescribably ugly.
The most grotesque of all fandoms.
My momma would have slapped me IF I brought one home.
I feel dirty.
Maybe as disappointed in myself as I have ever been.
Yes. The other games sucked.
But that is no excuse.
Dropping fifty pound weights on my feet would have been more fulfilling.
Worse yet, I found myself rooting for the Bugeaters.
Even as despicable as Ruhle and that gang are.
My hok hatred runs that deep.
May the Lord Have Mercy on My Soul.