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Who knew I was becoming a stud in my old age?

AlanAldaClone

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Last night, I had two drunk women clamoring at my door for me to "hang out" with them at 2 a.m. Unfortunately, (for them) I turned them away. I was in bed in my underwear and was not going to get dressed just to answer the door. One of them was on the phone with me at the same time trying to convince me to open up. I told them to go away or I was calling the cops.
 
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