Introducing the New Democratic Dominion Smartmatic 2020 by K(Kant) –Tel
Our Dominion machine slices and dices mail in ballots with the best paper jam in the business so your recipe for disaster will not be a secret to anyone anymore. Great for anyone longing for a superior Banana Republic.
Competing against superior vote totals from Freedom Loving competitors???
No Problem!!
Never fear again about not having enough votes at the finish line. The unique Al Gore rithmic feature (creator of the Internet) in our Dominion Smartmatic actually mixes, stirs, and bakes in more votes than you need. Dominion Smartmatic (with our exclusive Chaves of Venezulea patent), can actually take away votes from your competitor and add them to your totals with incredible speed that blows free elections away. Completely fair and legal for the perfect Machiavellian democrat socialist marxist that believe the end justifies the means and it is only stealing if you get caught.
As a bonus feature, our Dominion Smartmatic machine works the best at the dead of night (and even for dead people) while you are sleeping in the comfort of your home. Never have insomnia again when you are behind insurmountable multi-thousand vote leads again at election night bed time. Free election leads will disappear like magic after vote counting stops when there are few eyes watching and you are peacefully dreaming of your Socialist Utopia. That is when the Dominion Smartmatic really takes control. It works tirelessly though the night adding up disenfranchised votes with back dating features that would even put a smile on Fidel Castro’s dead corpse. You will be relieved that hundreds of totalitarian regimes across the globe (including our very own Bernie bros and AOC mobs) give this system the Official Steal of Approval.
We owe our inspiration for this product from Old Joe, a figure looked up by countless millions of wannabe socialists and communists. No….not senile old puppet Joe Biden, but from the Great Old Joe Stalin who gave us our original idea. Like Joe’s famous words said, “It is not the people who vote that count, it’s the people who count the vote.”
The Cost? Give us much as you can since all proceeds will go to a charitable Cancer Foundation under the watchful eyes of the Biden (crime) Family.
Dominion Smartmatic….Guaranteed to change your Lives Forever with tax rates so high that will make Chinese President Xi Jinping geen bucks with enyy and Pelosi’s multi giant refrigerators stocked with $200/gallon ice cream in perpetuity.
Our Dominion machine slices and dices mail in ballots with the best paper jam in the business so your recipe for disaster will not be a secret to anyone anymore. Great for anyone longing for a superior Banana Republic.
Competing against superior vote totals from Freedom Loving competitors???
No Problem!!
Never fear again about not having enough votes at the finish line. The unique Al Gore rithmic feature (creator of the Internet) in our Dominion Smartmatic actually mixes, stirs, and bakes in more votes than you need. Dominion Smartmatic (with our exclusive Chaves of Venezulea patent), can actually take away votes from your competitor and add them to your totals with incredible speed that blows free elections away. Completely fair and legal for the perfect Machiavellian democrat socialist marxist that believe the end justifies the means and it is only stealing if you get caught.
As a bonus feature, our Dominion Smartmatic machine works the best at the dead of night (and even for dead people) while you are sleeping in the comfort of your home. Never have insomnia again when you are behind insurmountable multi-thousand vote leads again at election night bed time. Free election leads will disappear like magic after vote counting stops when there are few eyes watching and you are peacefully dreaming of your Socialist Utopia. That is when the Dominion Smartmatic really takes control. It works tirelessly though the night adding up disenfranchised votes with back dating features that would even put a smile on Fidel Castro’s dead corpse. You will be relieved that hundreds of totalitarian regimes across the globe (including our very own Bernie bros and AOC mobs) give this system the Official Steal of Approval.
We owe our inspiration for this product from Old Joe, a figure looked up by countless millions of wannabe socialists and communists. No….not senile old puppet Joe Biden, but from the Great Old Joe Stalin who gave us our original idea. Like Joe’s famous words said, “It is not the people who vote that count, it’s the people who count the vote.”
The Cost? Give us much as you can since all proceeds will go to a charitable Cancer Foundation under the watchful eyes of the Biden (crime) Family.
Dominion Smartmatic….Guaranteed to change your Lives Forever with tax rates so high that will make Chinese President Xi Jinping geen bucks with enyy and Pelosi’s multi giant refrigerators stocked with $200/gallon ice cream in perpetuity.
