The upside of living out here (PA) is that there are only very rare, brief glimpses of that sadly comical yet despicable species hawkus stupidicus. Even the season from hell didn't bring out too many here, although I did see one at the mall just prior to Christmas. Now that cosmic justice has wielded the hammer and the mole has been whacked, stupidicus has crawled back into its hole and there are none around here to poke with the righteous pointy spear of truth. SO. All you living in Iowa PLEASE do Jersey a favor and DO NOT let them off the hook Monday. DO NOT let them toss around their stupid excuses without calling bullshit on bullshit. Blame me. Anything you want to say, tell them it was a quote from me. Tell them I am predicting we kick their ass next year. Write it down. Guaranteed. My gift to you. Don't let me down. Thank you.
