There are only 2 things that are less sincere than the birthday wishes one gets on Facebook from people you haven't interacted with, on line or in person, for years:
1. The birthday song performed by the wait staff at any restaurant.
2. The clapping that occurs when the DJ announces the next stripper.
1. The birthday song performed by the wait staff at any restaurant.
2. The clapping that occurs when the DJ announces the next stripper.