With the conference realignments leaving UC-Berkeley and Stanford by their lonesome, Governor Gavin Newsome has announced the formation of the new California Conference. With USC and UCLA gone, the remaining 24 Division I schools in the state are mandated to be in the new conference, or be forced to operate all classes by Zoom. Among the other highlights.
- Diane Feinstein had been appointed Conference Commissioner for life
- Newsome will appoint her Senate replacement.
- All team mascots must be a plant
- All teams must travel by electric vehicle.
- Every team in every sport is required to have at least on transgender athlete on scholarship
- Every team in every sport must have at least one undocumented immigrant on scholarship.
- No school may schedule an athletic event against a Big 12 school.
- All teams will boycott states that have abortion restrictions.
- National Anthem will be replaced by a gay pride anthem of each school’s choice.
- All black athletes participating in the conference will be paid reparations.
- Law enforcement will not be allowed inside the athletic venues.
- Sociology majors will be on hand to get to the root causes of any conflicts.
- All fences will be left open at all times.
- During off-seasons, athletic venues will be used as housing or encampments for the homeless and undocumented migrants.
- All concessions will be grab and run.
- No champions will be crowned, but every participant will be awarded a rainbow ribbon.
- Diane Feinstein had been appointed Conference Commissioner for life
- Newsome will appoint her Senate replacement.
- All team mascots must be a plant
- All teams must travel by electric vehicle.
- Every team in every sport is required to have at least on transgender athlete on scholarship
- Every team in every sport must have at least one undocumented immigrant on scholarship.
- No school may schedule an athletic event against a Big 12 school.
- All teams will boycott states that have abortion restrictions.
- National Anthem will be replaced by a gay pride anthem of each school’s choice.
- All black athletes participating in the conference will be paid reparations.
- Law enforcement will not be allowed inside the athletic venues.
- Sociology majors will be on hand to get to the root causes of any conflicts.
- All fences will be left open at all times.
- During off-seasons, athletic venues will be used as housing or encampments for the homeless and undocumented migrants.
- All concessions will be grab and run.
- No champions will be crowned, but every participant will be awarded a rainbow ribbon.
