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It might be time to sober up

cysbone

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May 29, 2001
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I've been addicted to Cyclone football for 18 years. Missed one home game during that time, making excuses to miss family events and weddings, shunning family and friends to fuel the addiction. I feel like Fox Sports Midwest and the Big 12 Conference officials had an intervention with me today, and they want me to check into a rehab facility. I hope they send me to Hilton Coleseum, but even if they don't I should probably give up football for my own health.
 
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