Trump dies and goes to hell. He's met by the devil who says, "Listen, we don't have enough room for you down here, but there are three people behind these three doors who are less bad than you, so you have your choice. You can pick one of them to replace."
Trump opens the first door and sees Barack Obama continuously diving into a pool.
"Nah, I'm not a swimmer," Trump says.
He opens the second door and sees George W. Bush pounding rocks with a sledgehammer.
"Yeah, I don't think so," Trump says.
He opens the third door and sees Bill Clinton naked and spread eagle on a bed with Monica Lewinsky suspended on top of him doing what she does. Trump stares, fascinated, sweat forming on his upper lip.
"Yes, I think I could get into this," Trump tells the devil.
"Fine," the Devils says. "Monica, you're free to go."
Trump opens the first door and sees Barack Obama continuously diving into a pool.
"Nah, I'm not a swimmer," Trump says.
He opens the second door and sees George W. Bush pounding rocks with a sledgehammer.
"Yeah, I don't think so," Trump says.
He opens the third door and sees Bill Clinton naked and spread eagle on a bed with Monica Lewinsky suspended on top of him doing what she does. Trump stares, fascinated, sweat forming on his upper lip.
"Yes, I think I could get into this," Trump tells the devil.
"Fine," the Devils says. "Monica, you're free to go."
